Thursday, December 31, 2015

Waydown #15.12.31

And another one. As much effort as any of them, no matter how much content, and right up against the deadline (even if it was one I gave myself, for the end of the year, meaning I at least got one zine out in 2015. You can say this one took me an entire year). Shouldn't be a surprise by now.

Earlier in the year, after I finished the Ultrametabolism (text)book, I made a pointed decision to get back into reading comics. It's been longer than I care to admit that I've dedicated time regularly to just reading comics. There used to be eras when I had chunks of time devoted to reading comics, in addition to books and online articles and old newspapers and whatever else I was into, but those days are in much shorter supply now. I'm taking time before bed, usually erratic on my schedule so I have to stay flexible with it, time I usually spend chipping away at novels, and give it to comics. I'm getting through a lot of stuff (though not as much as back in the day). Of course I have stacks and boxes and shelves and crates full of stuff to read, and I'm even buying more stuff every week from the shop (though, luckily, again, not nearly as much as back when), so I never have a lack of material. I don't know if I could get through all this stuff before I die of the oldest age, but I'm enjoying giving it a shot.

REVIEWS


Monkey Mind: A Memoir of Anxiety by Daniel Smith (audiobook). When I was having anxiety problems in the '90s, I devoured as much literature on the subject as I could get my hands on. Not only was I fascinated by my disorder but I hoped that maybe something I could find, a snippet in one of those books, would be the key to unlocking and solving what I had. I never found it but I had some comfort that what I was suffering from had been documented and there were others who had what I had (to whatever degree). Even still, these years later and even when I'm not suffering from the condition, I'm still fascinated by the subject and I read what I can get when I come across it. I had a choice of books to download and I found this one, and just having "anxiety" in the subtitle was enough for me to check it out. Something that was good enough to get published I figured would at least be entertaining if not informative. This is a guy's account on his life with anxiety disorder. He's not a celebrity and he's no one who may have any impact beyond this book (which came out in 2012). It's really just about his life, which isn't any more remarkable than anyone else's. Much of his anxiety seems to go back to the experience of his losing his virginity, which is built up to be by far the most significant event in history, his or the world's, then when it's revealed it's really no more amazing than anyone else's. It's never explained why it caused him a lifetime of anxiety; it's rare you can get an explanation for your panic anyway, that's kinda the point, but there never becomes any resolution to his story, just that he kept on living. I find an interest in reading anyone's story, but there's not much in the way of anything extraordinary in this, and it's not told with any particular flourish that would make it a thrilling or particularly insightful read. It's just a story. I'm sure there's a great memoir about someone with anxiety disorders but this isn't it. If I can find a real good one, of course I'll read it, even if that element is a minor part of it. The audiobook version doesn’t add anything. It would probably have been harder to get through if I had to read it in print, though it’s written conversationally enough that it may have just been the material that would be the chore, not the way it was written.




Zero History by William Gibson (audiobook).  Gibson writes another lame book that isn't cyberpunk.  Not that he has to keep churning out cyberpunk stuff (and even that didn't help, since the three books after the Sprawl trilogy were nearly as bad as the ones taking place in the modern day), but it would be good if he could just find some kind of genre that gives his writing some life again.  This book is about as lifeless as it could be.  Looking at it another way, writing this boringly takes talent.  Is Gibson purposely torturing us so we'll leave him alone?  The trilogy this book is a part of is so bad it feels like it was done on purpose.  These books could have been his Heavy Metal Music, but we have to spend much more time with them and they get painful.  Unfortunately, his cyberpunk books are such beacons in the sci-fi genre that he still stands as an icon and that's hard to shake.  His newer books are as boring as much as he's undoubtedly bored writing them.  If he has no interest, why does he keep doing them?  Let him write screenplays, where he can maybe start a decent project or contribute some usable ideas, and let what scripts he writes for them get steamrolled by a headstrong director, but he'd get paid, if he's only turning in writing for a check anyway, and not writing awful books.  Maybe he needs a new genre.  He could have some luck in a Victorian setting.  Or a Western, just to confound expectations.  But, just anything else.  It couldn't be worse than what he's done post-Sprawl.  For as bad as so many of these newer books are, there's still a spark in there, buried deeply, almost crushed out, that shows that there still might be hope.  Maybe why I keep reading them (unless I just received them as gifts before I realized how bad they all are).  There might be hope, but a pay-off isn't in these books.  If he's not going to do cyberpunk then let him do modern-day stuff that reads like it's somewhere in the future.  Maybe it wouldn't even be that prescient, just that we're conditioned to expect it in a Gibson book, as he pretty clearly read the future in Neuromancer, even if it's clear now that his hitting on that was just luck.  Maybe anyone else could have done it but at least then it might have happened to a writer who could ride it for more books and a view of an interesting future but instead of crashing into mediocrity like Gibson did.  It's hard to imagine these newer books gaining any kind of meaning in the future, since some of the events and technology he tried to foresee are now laughably dated.  It's not as funny how much time is wasted trying to get through these books.

This novel has just one moment: He strikes on one interesting character and it seems there might be some kind of redemption for the book but too shortly after that the book is over and it's all done and the character is wasted.  It speaks of poor pacing and also the carelessness of tossing away a glimpse of how the rest of it could have been worthwhile but didn't want to bother with it.  It ends abruptly, like it wants to continue, or since it spent its big hit of action it can’t go on and just kills itself.  A character from the previous book is the main character in this one, and the closer we get to her, the more annoying she becomes.  It's an attempt at development that goes nowhere; she's a sop of character that was just interesting enough to keep the previous book going but here becomes boring and her B-story, introduced late, to flesh her out, adds nothing.   The almost-interesting character, introduced late, is a tease that nothing resolves, even worse in the last book of the series, leaving no reason to continue since it’s doubtful it could have any quality or use except to resolve threads, if they were interesting enough that there’s any urgency to keep going with them in the first place.  That abrupt ending becomes a mercy killing.

The audiobook reading is just as dull as the story.  The narrator has a good voice but one that would be better used playing off other actors in some kind of performance rather than a lull that just keeps going and going and going (though blame the material).  It’s such a dull book, the sound of the narrator's rumbling voice makes it too easy to fall asleep (not his fault since a more peppy voice would betray the tone so blame the audiobook casting director... and the book... and the writer).

(Gibson has released only one novel since this one, so very happily I should be able to stay away from his writing for a while (though I'm forever tempted to go back and re-read the Sprawl series).)



Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson (audiobook).  I got this book, at least once, years ago, recommended by a friend who knew I was into William Gibson books and cyberpunk fiction (though he came to it more from a sci-fi and literate angle).  It’s a bit of a tome (at least for me and my turtle-like reading pace) and I cracked it open but just couldn’t stay in it.  It’s a great read, and it’s a sumptuous pit to fall into, but it’s also dense, and spending time with it but never seeming to take a good chunk out of it can be discouraging.  Though that also left more to savor, even if, or especially since, it could take me years to get through.  And it would have if I had been reading it.  I’d probably still be on it now if I was.  Luckily, there’s an audiobook of it that someone just so happened to put up on paperbackswap.com (that site can’t always be counted on to have the best stuff, but with some patience it sometimes comes up).  So listening to it helped me get through it, and it didn’t even take long after that, even though it was no less dense.

It’s certainly cyberpunk, though a later generation.  Not that it had any more updated technology than Neuromancer -- it may have even gone backwards a few years (though no less prescient, for being released pre-Internet), from a Gibson antecedent who acknowledges the wonder of tech but doesn’t get off on it.  It’s still a story that takes place in a world, though one constructed around presumed technological leaps.  It gets pretty close but doesn’t suffer from not getting it right.  It’s foremost an adventure story, which it’s more interested in being than a guess at the future.  And while that brand of sci-fi is usually so self-serious, this one takes a few pokes at the gas-baggery of the work that came before it and actually has fun with it.  That in itself is its own revolution.  The characters are fun, the world is rich, the details are a hoot.  And there’s plenty of it -- lots to get lost in for however long it takes you to get through it.  The writing is heavy and sturdy but the story moves quickly, a tricky combination for most writers outside of Chandler.  If it wasn’t for needing the past cyberpunk work to use as a jumping point, this could have been the pioneer that Neuromancer was.  But as it is, it’s more fabric for the tapestry of a genre that got stunted because we’re living in it now (though with less chrome than they thought we’d have everywhere).  Stephenson didn’t get as much acclaim for his books after this, maybe because he veered away from sci-fi, though hopefully he was able to continue writing quality material, something Gibson wasn’t able to do when he went away from it.  I’d be a lot more likely to read more of Stephenson’s further work (even after -- especially after -- reading way too much of the crap that Gibson did later).




It’s So Easy by Duff McKagan.  Of all the members of Guns n' Roses, Duff was maybe the least-sleazy one, the one you might actually most want to hang out with, the one most deserving of a comeback.  He was a drunk after all, not quite as much known to be into the hard drugs as the others were.  He was also the one who seemed to do the best after the best-known version of GnR broke apart, or at least he ended up having the most inspiring post-GnR story.  His story, beyond being a rock star, isn't the most exciting to read but it's not a slog either, and McKagan, without a ghost-rider (at least not that it credits one) isn't a bad writer.  That he did so well on his own after GnR is worth a chance to read his his tale.  He has stories, and he pulls off the amazing stunt that some of the best ones are those that came from cleaning up.  He probably doesn't remember the really good ones from the GnR days, and the most notable ones from that period Slash covered in his book anyway.  It's always a shame that the best parts of their histories, the parts where they're often at the heights of their popularity and maybe creativity, are the parts that don't get into the books, since that's usually the times when they're the most drunk or high or working a lot (more likely all three).  Duff tries to get as many stories as he can into the pages though it's not so much all about his life as it is his triumphant over drugs, alcohol, and being a rock star.  Luckily it's the most interesting thing anyway.  His stories are intense, due either to the great intensity of what happened or the fact that he wasn't so messed up that he can't remember a lot of the worst parts.  He had a life that was still interesting even in sobriety, due to what he did to straighten himself out and to make a stable life for himself, much due to some really clever financial moves he made early on.  It used to be the most fascinating thing to see how much money rock stars could burn through but now it's more interesting to get tips from rock stars who were smart and did it right, even if it was only an accident or from just one good advisement to do something in consideration of, maybe, if they make it, the future.  Of course there are some well-worn stories that overlap with the other GnR biographies but if you're not reading all of them then they aren't a bother, though it can be interesting to see the same stories from different points of view (or also, from a common one.  And usually about Axl).  Like most autobiographies, it ends well and shows how even going through all those dark depths can lead to the most positive parts of your life (good enough to write a book from, at least).  It works best when they don't leave you there.  Most of it feels like an after-note of the rock-star days, so the next book would be only an after-note to that, but Duff is still a pretty good chap with which to ride along.



Before the Chop by Henry Rollins.  Rollins writes a column for the L.A. Weekly, the local alt newspaper that I read anyway, one of the great benefits of living in L.A.  This book is a compilation of the first year of his column, in their original form.  Apparently Rollins has free reign to write whatever he wants, and he does.  It's in the music section of the paper but it usually goes well beyond that.  He goes from politics to old entries from his own journal, to stories of being on the road, new and old, and complaining about having to stay at home.  Usually there's a thread of music going through it, and sometimes he's just yammering on again about Iggy Pop and David Bowie.  It's interesting writing from a veteran who has been to some interesting places, physical or otherwise.  It's not dependent on being a fan of his and his music, but it helps if you agree with his open-minded world view (or at least having an open mind about it).  His views aren't so different from the average Gen X music fan, who is also the target audience for the Weekly, so it never gets weird or too disagreeable.  He doesn't include as many tales from his rock n' roll past as you might like, if that's what you know him from, though those stories have already gotten out in non-digest form in other places.  This book has columns concurrent with world events, some of them very recent to the publication of the article, which is interesting but is lost in a book some years after the fact.  Some of it won't age well but there are some bits, most especially about the music, that could be timeless, what Rollins would have written years ago as well as now, the same as a reader could accept it.  He cycles through a lot of bands, leaning toward less-known ones, but those in obscurity would be the same mentioned by anyone else, and ideally good enough that their music could be discovered later.  As a book it may not be the best testament of Rollins's writing, and he's written better stuff that will hold up after time, especially his poetry (which is not included in any column).  The columns as they appear in the newspaper might actually be better because they had the benefit of another set of eyes and editing for content (just to bring it into focus) and copy (Rollins isn't best on the technical stuff -- italicizing song titles and putting album titles in quotes being the most glaring examples).  But a case could be made for the raw material being the purest form, straight from the man's mouth/pen/fingers.  Since it would be a Herculean task to get those columns from the original print (though they're also on his and the Weekly's websites), getting this book (and the second one, with the second year of columns, out now) is a concise collection of his serialized writing.  It's comforting to know that there is a voice on your side (if his voice is, indeed, on your side).  And it probably wouldn't hurt to love music as much as he does, which is a gigantic amount.



The Bedwetter by Sarah Silverman (audiobook).  I never had a thing for Sarah Silverman but apparently I thought enough of her to get her autobiography.  She’s only mimicking the working-blue comedian, and I’ve already been a fan of potty-mouth girls elsewhere.  But her shtick works well enough and she has better lines than most, if only for shock value (the amount of shock proportionate to how cute she is saying it).  It doesn’t seem to take much for a person with any kind of fame to put out a book -- not a recent thing -- and one written by a comedian is an easier sell, just because someone funny will have a better chance at writing something funny.  This one has a lot more distance between punchlines than a stand-up set, but it’s not only about being funny.  A story about a comedian’s life doesn’t guarantee it’s one worth reading, and Silverman’s was just as extraordinary (or not) as any.  Shining a light on her past might or might not expose where her famously filthy mouth comes from, but getting that knowledge, if it’s possible at all, doesn’t contribute much to the shtick.  This isn’t even necessarily for the super-fans, however many of them there are, but Silverman parlayed whatever fame she has into a book deal, just like anyone would.  It’s as good as any -- better than Dratch’s, at least.  There is one bit, though, that stuck out to me and is actually worth getting through the rest of it (it’s pretty quick anyway): She gives advice that for whatever gives you a moment of pleasure and could be abused -- weed (for her), food, drugs, sex -- she says to “Make it a treat.”  Taking less advantage of a thrill makes the fewer times you do it more special -- a treat.  Of course she talks about it more than that but that’s the gist of it, and it’s a pretty good one.  It’s that kind of knowledge, even just a nugget, that you read anything for.  Wisdom comes from the most unlikely places.  Sometimes it’s even funny.



Ultrametabolism by Mark Hyman.  If you’re thinking of reading this book, I’ll save you a gigantic amount of time: Don’t eat processed food.  That’s the entire thing.  You really don’t have to read a thing in it to get to that bottom line, which is every single thing that the book is trying to tell you.  The book goes on for a while about the science behind it, and it explains it in pretty conversant terms so it’s as easy to understand as it could be, and there are interactive tests and a load of recipes (that it can’t make more interesting, no matter how much it says they’re great), but it all comes back to the same bottom thing.  It’s a great lesson but you don’t really need to read the entire book for it.  It’s interesting enough if you need background on changing a really big life habit.  When I started working out, I got a trainer and told him I knew I need to work on my eating habits if I was going to get what I wanted out of my exercise (which was really just some weight-loss and general health).  What he told me came straight from the book (which was easy since it was really just Don’t eat processed food).  No bread (except for the kind that crumbles when bent); no cereal -- even Grape-Nuts; NO PROCESSED FOOD.  It took me a while to get any further knowledge from the book and I’m not sure if it expanded much beyond the short parts of sessions with the trainer when we chatted about food.  I absorbed the knowledge and I was aware of the way I was eating but it maybe didn't change me that much, beyond giving up cereal, which I did before I even started reading it.  I certainly didn’t cook up any of the recipes.  But I’m aware of it, and I know it’s the way to go (it should really just be common knowledge, that all those chemicals and all the junk in everyday food (“food”) isn’t good for you).  If I make the commitment to changing myself on that fundamental level -- and there’s a chance I might -- I’ll go back to this book.  I may not be putting all that into action now but I’m aware of it, and that could be the first step.  Also realize this is pretty much a textbook, which can be unpalatable to read, though there is some anecdotal evidence that is interesting, if everything in the book can really be that life-changing.  As it is, the biggest impact that this book had on me so far was that it took a long time to read.



Serial (the first one).  This podcast seemed to instantly spread like wildfire.  When you get down to it, it's easy to see why.  It's an interesting story and it's easy to access, even if you're not a regular listener of podcasts (like me).  The novelty of this one is that they produced and released it in real-time, so listeners could listen to it with some kind of immediacy, even if it was negligible if listened to any time after it aired (which is probably for most people).  The story in this podcast was but fairly pedestrian by Internet standards, where you can any other story in the known world.  With the way unexplainable stuff keeps happening and gets more explainable, and how it's reported, usually immediately, there wasn't much reason for this show to get the acclaim it did.  Unless it was just because it was an engrossing story, and everyone listened and got into it because everyone else did, and by the time they found out it was just another story they were already deep into it, and might as well go to the end.  It's not a bad strategy, or just how it worked out, but it could be easily duplicated.  Their process is what makes the experience stand out, even if the story itself makes it just an extended This American Life episode, and listening to it at any time after it was released makes it exactly like any other podcast.  Maybe there was a hope that its notoriety and immediacy (relatively) could affect the outcome, that some kind of public outcry could change the situation of the guy and his situation which is the heart of the whole thing, but that's almost ridiculous to consider, especially when opinion about his accusations seemed to be divided and galvanizing at best, muddied beyond comprehension at worst.  And if anything along those lines could happen, it would happen after the show was done and aired, so the outcome wouldn't be part of the ongoing case.  It's hard to say if it was even presented as well as it could be, to motivate anyone to speak up about it, if that was even a possibility in the first place.  So it becomes a human interest piece, something to look at like in a museum, since it would be rude to say it's entertainment when a man's life hangs in the balance.  But it's an interesting look a situation.  And hope that the right thing happened, even if the evidence makes that questionable.  (As I'm posting this they're releasing the new series, and though so far it's also an interesting story, my opinions on that one reflect this one.)



Marvel Zombies 2 (Marvel).  Was this a big franchise for Marvel Comics?  They kept doing sequels from the first one, not just continuations but actual sequels, one event piled on top of the first one, going as far as the sales momentum would take it.  From at least one side there was interest in it.  Or maybe it was because they knew where Kirkman's star was going and they were just trying to keep him in their sandbox.  He took off with the idea for zombies after this with The Walking Dead, but first he did it with superheroes thrown in, a decent idea though a predictable one seeing who came up with it, and one that you would think couldn't be taken too far.  The covers were more striking then the stories, but it made its mark.  Kirkman didn't lift ideas from the Marvel series to the stories he owned, and he even came up with some good, independent ideas that he left with Marvel (at least one that formed what could be a foundation that other zombie stories could be built on, that zombies could be clear-headed until they need to feed).  The whole thing went overboard almost from the start but it worked as well as it did because Kirkman could work both genres well, and being too much was part of the fun.  The first series had a lot of ideas and generally struck a satisfying balance between both genres.  The second one works exactly like the worst kind of sequel: a rehash of the first part, trying to use what made that work and stretching it out as far as it can go.  Where the first series had some fun, fresh ideas and takes on zombies, the second has none.  It's a continuation that could have been done just as easily, or maybe even better, as an annual or one-shot.  It doesn't even do well in the best parts, when it tries to deviate from the biggest-possible picture, which the first story was all about, instead going smaller and losing a sense of grandeur and danger in the process.  Kirkman deals in decompressed stories, which can be fine, and it doesn't lack value if you're reading it all at once, since it just becomes a quick read, but getting to this as individual issues a month apart would have been frustrating.  But this is a general complaint about the way Marvel did stories a few years ago and maybe denser storytelling has worked its way back more recently.  But complaints about the story don't go far since Sean Phillips drew every panel.  It doesn't matter if an artist is doing decompressed storytelling or a story that has more words, as long as it's good art, as far as art goes.  There are enough complaints about a comic only being worth looking at because of the art, but it's always worth seeing Phillips interpreting a story, good or bad.  This story isn't the best use of his talents, as he doesn't shine as well doing straight superhero stuff and action scenes, but to see him drawing anything is treat, and seeing his style over superheroes -- so alien to each other -- is at times a thrill.  It only goes as far as these two series so it wisely doesn't wear out its welcome (each to the other).  For where Phillips's talents lie, it's a shame he wasn't able to draw a more human story, even one with zombies (but surely there was negotiation to get him on The Walking Dead before Adlard, and either artist could have worked just fine).  The first series went through the most popular Marvel characters, and did it quickly as is part of the point it makes about super-powered people suddenly being turned into zombies and their hunger destroying their world (then universe).  That worked well enough, then should have ended there to cap off what was a fun one-off idea.  It even had a great ending, that worked as an ending better than as a cliffhanger.  But they dragged it further, then had to start getting to the more obscure characters.  This second series was a follow-up, establishing a stable team then seeing what they do, but they had to keep digging for characters since they went through so many so quickly, probably without a thought that they would have to keep it going.  Kirkman trots out some of his beloved '90s X-Men duds (only to utterly destroy them as brutally as possible).  The status quo is even more of a mess when it ends but it's left open to keep it going, as it has to be.  The sequels kept going after this and kept getting more obscure, which might be fun for the real-life Marvel zombies but doesn't have much appeal for more casual readers.  The ongoing story had to keep going to undiscovered  or long-dormant (for a reason) corners of the universe to wreak havoc and turn everything into zombies, but being willfully, though necessarily, obscure, doesn't get me going.  As it is, I only borrowed this trade so that's as far as my interest goes.  The ones after this didn't have Kirkman writing or Phillips drawing, which is just as well.  It's an idea that Marvel, with or without the original creators, stretched out farther than it needed to, deeper into the continuity of the universe rather than a theme about anything or even a thrilling or scary horror story.  Just more superheroes doing silly things, in this case eating their friends' brains -- not extraordinary.



All-Star Batman & Robin the Boy Wonder (DC).  Never ask: How bad could it be?  Or if you’re going to ask it, don’t go ahead with it just to see.  I’ve spent way too much time with too much awful stuff that I should have known better about.  I’m sure there have been a few things that weren’t as bad as I may have thought and surely there were some surprises but off the top of my head I can’t think of even one that covered the divide between expectation and execution, with both at either extreme.  Yet my loyalty holds out for some creators and I think that at least there will be a germ of something even resembling a spark of the greatness they once had, even if they’re volumes of pages past their prime.  I still have that loyalty for the work of Frank Miller, whose stuff I’ve loved so hard and for so long that I’ll take even an echo of a whisper of a bad photocopy of the memory of his past heights.  And I’ll admit it: I hold out a hope that he has one more great work in him.  This is the hope for so many other creators but, again, I can’t think of even one creator who hit the lows after the highs and still had any height left in them.  Yet I had to find out for myself.  And a half-off hardcover can help.  It wasn’t the Jim Lee art that enticed me -- I like his early X-Men stuff in my earlier years but haven’t cared a bit for any of his stuff since the early days of Image, when I was hoping that his stuff could only get better -- but it kept me away only because it too easily could be only more Jim Lee-by-numbers, and a monumental project not because his work is so great but because he did it.  And it’s exactly the most predictable Jim Lee work, as any of his stuff has been since he didn’t have to work with any effort.  The guy’s stuff is never bad on its own but the fact that it’s so formulaic and exactly like anything else he’s drawn since X-Men makes it awful.  Even his legion of clones have had a share of creative evolution.   But he tells the story, and that’s as great an expectation as we have any right to have.  It’s the story that makes you realize the book you’re holding is the worst kind of crap.  It’s Miller all right, but with all reasonable restraint thrown away like it never existed and his id running wild.  It’s a Batman like you’ve never seen, or ever wanted to see.  It’s Batman as such an asshole that he could only be written by someone who has such a quick and easy access to the personality of an asshole that maybe he is one and all this is coming easy to him.  It could be Miller trying to be provocative and taking it so far that it’s not the least bit palatable.  Misogynistic doesn't equal tough guy.  Fucking a slutty chick on the roof of a building in the rain doesn't equal sexy.  If the book is a satire it’s one so self-serving that it’s hollow.  If it’s meant to be funny, this kind of humor doesn’t work (one of the reasons there aren’t a lot of comedies about white supremacists).  It’s just bad.  And it’s been a while since this came out (happily the rest got delayed into oblivion) so the jokes have been made and all of this is fairly common knowledge, but I’m here to tell you, as a past, near-obsessive Miller fan (enough that I saw the The Spirit movie in the theater) that this stands as Miller’s worst work and a shame that it’s the last, big-time thing he produced.  (When I originally wrote this, in late August, Dark Knight 3: The Master Race (good lord, that title) had just been announced.  As I originally wrote: "Oh, my dear sweet lord.  How hard does he have to hit the bottom to bounce back up?" Now, as of this writing, the first issue has been released, to mixed reviews, as far as I can tell. That's usually not a good sign. Yet I'll probably get around to it.)



Modern Masters Volume 7: John Byrne (TwoMorrows).  I get a couple of these books every year at the San Diego comic con -- my one consistent purchase -- so I’ve gotten around to a lot of the artists they have featured, and now I’m even starting to read them (though this one was because I was stranded the day after I was at the con with some extra time and a dead phone).  Normally I would want to read the material that these creators make rather than reading about the creators themselves -- they’re usually just as boring as anyone else -- and like I said about the Michael Golden book, these books are at best a sub-Comics Journal interview and a quick survey of their total work.  But John Byrne is a classic creator, and one whose work I’ve gone back to lately, especially as I’ve rediscovered some of the creators whose work I loved when I was a kid (starting with Mike Zeck’s stuff and taking off from there).  Byrne is an obvious choice for these books but one volume is so limiting.  There might not be a creator besides Jack Kirby who has done more pages, and a lot of those pages I was a big fan of.  I wasn’t into X-Men at the time he was doing that book, and I’ve already gone on about how I didn’t like his Fantastic Four, but I’ve gone back to those over time.  Years later he did my favorite Avengers run, maybe ever, on West Coast Avengers, and I always loved his Superman work, in a time that I should have had no interest in Superman at all.  This book’s spotlight gets to him in only the quickest of glimpses, since there are only so many pages in the regular format, and there has to be a balance with the art, so nearly every project covered gets a moment at best and never with much depth.  The X-Men stuff gets a bit more coverage, then a bit of the behind-the-scenes with the Superman work (the biggest heartbreak: that whole reinvention of Superman was just another gig to him, nothing more than some work), for some reason disproportionately a lot (relatively) about the Demon series he did (or planned to do), then a lot of his work gets at least a line but still entire swaths of his career that are overlooked.  There’s even time given to allowing Byrne to defend himself from charges of being a real jerk over the years, which is unnecessary in a book like this but is also a thing that sets it apart from the usual overview and interview.  The book tries to get to Byrne as a person rather than as purely a creator, but that’s also a bit of a misstep since those sections of his background, which go on for a while, and trying to really get to know him, could have been better used by more art, of which there seems to be featured only a relative skimming of a skimming.  A real art-book would better serve the man’s work, and there have surely been better interviews.  But this book, in the series showcasing renowned comics artists, new and old, fits just fine among the others.  Maybe it’s just awkward that they can’t fit the legends into just one book and might work better for the artists who haven’t spent a career churning out a steady and voluminous amount of pages.   I have the Romita and Garcia-Lopez books, too, two fellows who have also done a ton of work over the years, and I’ll probably say the same thing about them, though I’m looking forward to getting to those no less for it.



I finally started that Marvel Heroic Role-Playing Game campaign. It's been in my head since I first got it a few years ago (thanks to Griesbach), and after playing it a few times, an adventure online that didn't finish, and an in-person group that didn't get off the ground earlier this year, I finally gave in and just started my own game online (on the same site as that unfinished adventure).  It started with an idea to get friends into it, who would be more tolerant of a game with other new and inexperienced players and crazy story ideas, and I had one or two mates who have played the game, and I figured I could get four or five people, which would be enough.  But getting anyone to be interested, then actually getting them to sign up on the message boards site, then getting them to contribute, didn’t turn up much, and from the e-mail that went out to about 40 people, all of which are friends, some of which are comics-fan/zine buddies that are probably reading this, I was left with pretty much those one or two mates that I knew I could count on originally.  It wasn't enough to really get the game going, at least not for what I had in mind (and having such a small group doesn't usually motivate anyone to keep it going).  So I decided to start another game, open to players who knew the game and were already on the site, and that instantly had a half-dozen players who were in.  I didn't have a story idea for that spin-off game except for including it in the same campaign.  Switching players & heroes between the games could be fun.  But since the balance between games was so lopsided, I appointed the game with the guys from the site as the main game, and added the players/friends from the formerly-main game to the other.  Now there was a good amount of players in the now-main game, and I used my original adventure plans for that one.  It took a while to get it going, to get the hero backgrounds and how they fit in with the adventure together, and just to put everything in place, and it was a lot of work (luckily I wasn't working at the time), but once it got going it was pretty smooth and often not always a lot of effort.  There's still a lot of work being the Watcher (the one who controls everything that isn't a player character) but I'm digging it.  Along the way we've lost a few players but I'm planning to open it to new players (my next project after I post this zine) and hopefully some of my friends will show some interest and follow through on joining.  I could go into detail on what is happening in the game -- it's some fun superhero stuff, firmly set in the straight-up Marvel Universe and using those characters, as many as I can stuff in -- but it all changes so quickly, with players & heroes rotating in and out and so much going on in the context of the story.  It's a good time.  If you're reading this and you're interesting in joining (you pretty much just have to sign up on the site -- it's free -- and ask to join the game -- I'll automatically add you since I know you already), check it out:
The Amazing Avengers (Marvel Heroic RPG)
At least take a read-through of it, since it's a fun superhero romp (and I can explain the game mechanics with a quick phone call).
(This is the same game I was talking about in my zine a few years ago.  This is how I've finally gotten a consistent, ongoing game going (and how long it's taken me).  The idea about how the campaign would start has changed, though I might use it later on in this campaign (it's much more minor than what I went with).  I've been building up a lot of ideas for this for a while and I intend to keep it going for as long as I feasibly can.)


Best Albums of 2014:
10. 1989- Taylor Swift
9. Transgender Dysphoria Blues- Against Me!
8. Turn Blue- the Black Keys
7. The Voyager- Jenny Lewis
6. 1000 Forms Of Fear- Sia
5. Morning Phase- Beck
4. Here And Nowhere Else- Cloud Nothings
3. Do To The Beast- the Afghan Whigs
2. Lost in the Dream- the War on Drugs
1. They Want My Soul- Spoon

My Top Catherine Wheel Songs Of All Time (In This Order):
20.“Kill Rhythym”
19. “Thunderbird”
18. “I Want To Touch You”
17. “Wish You Were Here” (Pink Floyd cover)
16. “Harder Than I Am”
15. “God Inside My Head”
14. “Judy Staring At The Sun”
13. “Here Comes The Fat Controller”
12. “Waydown”
11. “Salt”
10. “Show Me Mary”
9. “Black Metallic”
8. “Broken Nose”
7. “Sparks Are Gonna Fly”
6. “The Nude”
5. “Hole”
4. “Intravenous”
3. “Delicious”
2. “Strange Fruit”
1. “Crank”


RAVES


Blue Apron. I started cooking regularly, and meals beyond easy protein-grain-frozen vegetable, mostly from the fact that for a while I get home first and there's no reason I shouldn't make some kind of dinner that takes effort.  We started getting Blue Apron and really like it.  They send you a box of ingredients for three meals, everything you need in it including an easy-to-follow recipe (that is also free on their site), and you make it.  They do only minimal prep, pretty much only gathering the stuff and mixing spices, and all the rest is up to you.  Chopping vegetables is the biggest chore but none of the preparation is ever tricky.  The recipes are never complex, always something that some with even minimal competence in the kitchen 
(which means me) can put together.  The biggest problem is that a recipe that says will be ready in 20-30 minutes will always take at least an hour.  But if you have that time, it makes some great meals.  Usually near-restaurant quality, though stuff you wouldn't think to order on a night out.  We haven't had a bad meal; the only ones that were challenging to get through were the ones I over-salted (it directs you to add salt n' pepper at every step so it's easy to go too far). (Then the night I originally wrote that we had a chicken tortilla soup that wasn't all that great.)  Out of three for a week, you get one that's seafood, the other two usually some common protein; the only choice is a comparable set of three vegetarian meals that you can mix n' match in a limited capacity, and even those have been good, though not always big portions.  Most of the meals are just enough for two people -- we rarely have leftovers but just as rarely ever feel like we haven't had enough.  Each meal is for two people (I think there's a family option but you'd have to look).  $60 for the week, which breaks down to about $10 each person each dinner, which is better than restaurants, especially since you don't have to go to out, even if you have to make it.  They have a recommendation deal where a friend can get a week free, so if you're interested in trying it, let me know.

Text-to-speech.  I got a Samsung Gear smartwatch before Christmas last year but it was fairly useless to me.  I was going to use it track my sleep but the app I used and the watch didn't work together (despite, months later, saying they do, and, at the time of this writing, still don't, at least not in a fashion easy enough for me to use).  The first -- and, for a long while, only -- time I took the Gear out and played around with it, though, it changed my life.  Not the device itself but something I found, and not even through something I could do but accidentally somewhere along the way.  I was checking out how to read stuff on it and it didn't work like that at all, the pain that it would take to word characters that small, but it set up an app on my phone to read articles out loud to me.  I've always thought that if I could have text read to me, I could get through so much more that I've intended to read.  So much I could do.  I started poking around and it turns out there's an app, for free, that does exactly that, called @Voice Aloud Reader (for Android).  If it's text, it will read it aloud.  You just need the words in a text file.  It absolutely blew my mind.  And it reads it pretty well too.  It's a British voice (you can load up other dialects but that one works the best) but it does pretty well with inflections and emphasis in getting the words right.  It's basically a robot reading it to you but what would you expect?  There have been articles and Weeklys and magazines that I've been stockpiling for years and I'm finally getting to them (and, at this writing, have gotten through most, including the stack of Weeklys a few feet high).  For a while I was copy-n'-pasting into a document and opening it to read in Drive but now I just open it directly from the article, usually saved to Pocket to read later.  
I use it while I'm at work, best when I'm on uninteresting tasks (which is most of them) and I plow through reading material.  They're old articles and I'm just getting through them so I don't usually have to pay so much attention so it's okay if the reader doesn't get it exactly right.  It works well enough, maybe better.  And apparently it's been around for a while.  It wasn't until later that I found a direct text-to-speech reader already within a few of my apps that do this already, I just never knew.  Even if I had known, I probably would have thought it was too good to be true and the thing wouldn't work as well as I wanted it to. I was wrong.  And now I have it.  I'm reaching an incredible velocity of efficiency in getting through ridiculous stacks of intended reading material and ingesting an incredible amount of knowledge.  I'm reading so much and so much better that I'm tempted to take a college class, just because I could get through the assigned reading so much better and faster.

Conversely I went back to using speech-to-text as well.  I was going to say how I was using it to be so much more productive in writing, and as a contrast to the text-to-speech, but I've already gotten past using it (again).  It could be so useful but it's not quite where it's essential to my efficiency.  It still mixes up and mangles enough words that I spend almost more time editing what I dictated than I would have spent just typing it out.  Though I still use it for text messages and maybe some notes -- much shorter, less crucial passages.  I still have hope for it.  The article I just read (using @Voice Aloud Reader, natch) says that speech-to-text is at about 95% correct, which means it misses about 1 in 20 words.  That's still not so reliable.  But 99% is 1 in 100 words and I could live with that.  That isn't just a 4% increase in quality, which is mostly negligible, but it's the chasm between those two that makes the biggest difference.  I'm holding out for it to happen.  With the way these things go, it probably won't be long.



No problems with HTML this time. Wow.

And that's another one.  Still plenty of stuff to write about.  I took out a few things because I had enough in this one and I can get a head-start on the next one with the extra stuff.  Right now I'm reading (listening to) Moby-Dick, and that could take who-knows-how-long, so I may not have a lot of book reviews for a while. But plenty of comics, and whatever else I come up with. You know the drill. I'm not trying to confuse anyone with this.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Waydown #14.11.18

No need to put a bunch of personal stuff here.  You'll get an e-mail with that stuff in it, if I know you and you've e-mailed me.  No, you get only my opinions here.  Once a year, apparently.

And only one review I wrote that I had already written and included last time.


REVIEWS

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers.  One of the Big, Important Books from the early 2000s -- it was a finalist for the Pulitzer -- but I probably wouldn’t have bothered if my brother hadn't given it to me a few years ago.  The title is pretentious enough to put anyone off, though it might also intrigue someone enough to check it out, just to see what kind of hubris it takes to title a book like that.  Damned thing better be good.  I didn’t really plan on getting around to reading it but the audiobook is on eMusic and it just seemed to fit.  I was looking for fiction; it says on the cover that it’s a memoir but, again going with the title, something like that has to have some kind of fiction, an elevated non-fiction at least.  It really is a memoir, though one written by a guy in his early 20s.  Yeah, not a rich vein to tap, but the writing style keeps it going, by force of will if nothing else.  The guy’s life is unextraordinary -- his parents die and he raises his little brother, he almost becomes a cast member of The Real World, he starts a magazine -- some life-forming events but nothing that warrants being written about in a book.  Most of the book’s movement happens when he goes into manic, stream-of-conscious rants, in his own mind, about things happening around and to him.  These are also unextraordinary events, as anyone with a hyperactive imagination could say the same thing happens to them, so why there was ever a big deal about this book is a bit of a mystery.  But it's written well and it's likable.

It’s not a bad book, and it’s even funny at parts, but it’s not a particularly amazing book -- not genius, especially not staggering, and heartbreaking only if you’re not familiar with personal tragedy.  The most notable feature of the book is a snapshot of being in your early 20s in the early-to-mid-’90s, especially being so close to the pulse of culture like living in San Francisco at the time or almost getting on The Real World, though it’s drenched in that same mixture of confused angst and limp cynicism that makes the period so embarrassing to look back on (or maybe it’s because I was close to that demographic during that time and often felt the same way (not that I want to admit to any of it)).  Eggers tries hard to make his story -- both the work and his personal history -- as interesting to anyone else as it is to him, but it’s just himself that finds it that interesting.  It’s assumed that he ends it right before he has the idea to write book, which he mentions never occurred to him at the time, and since the book went as big as it did, launching his own career at least, it’s a shame that it stops before his life got really interesting, with the awards and notoriety and everything that his Wikipedia page says happened to him.  That means there could be a sequel (as any memoir by a young, successful, living person will have) but it will inevitably not be nearly as good as this one and it’s hard enough to get through this one.  But maybe he’ll have grown up a bit by then (if not gained the wisdom to not keep pushing his luck).

The guy who narrates the audiobook is as manic as the writing, which would be fitting but it’s exhausting to get the entire thing listening to that level of energy.  But the guy speaks clearly and quickly, moving the story along just quickly enough that it doesn't quite start to wear on your patience.

There are 12 tracks in the audiobook (this might differ in another form than downloading it) but it ends with the 11th.  This is sudden, as it would be anyway even if you were reading it in print, but you think there’s another chapter and it’s over.  The 12th track/disc is the preface, which is interesting that it comes at the end and not the beginning, like it does in the printed version.  The narrator asks that you not read it, that it’s only for the author, but it’s actually fairly essential.  It adds a bit of information, including the small type that comes in most books, though there are some comments along the way, some of the funnier parts of the book.  The list of acknowledgements isn’t as long as it notes it is and there are some good bits in there.  There are also some passages that were deleted which actually, even out of context (if you didn’t listen to the whole thing in one sitting), are as interesting as anything else in the book.  There’s also a guide through the metaphors in the book, in case you’re not already clobbered over the head by them.  But most importantly, there’s a short explanation about the title of the book, and even admits its own hubris.  That doesn’t save it but it makes some kind of sense.  Regardless, the title might be enough to get you to read the book, just to get you to crack it open.  It may not overwhelm you but it’s enough for a fairly casual read.



Strega by Andrew Vacchs (audiobook).  Vachss's second novel is a distinct departure from Flood, his first.  It's as though he got out all the rote structure that goes with a detective story in the first one or that one was successful enough that he felt the freedom to do as he wanted in the next story.  Either way, it's at a considerably higher level and it sets the pace for the rest of the series, if not the tone, since that was established right off in Flood.  

The quality of the story in and of itself is debatable.  The plot barely holds together, skipping around to different places and hardly following a through-line (the book is named after a character that Burke has a relationship with, not even the most important element of the story, but it could have had any other title).  Though it isn't a negative thing: the jumping around contributes an energy and it's constantly unpredictable where it's going to go.  It shows more of the history of the characters, especially of Burke, which sets the stage for all the stories and books that come after this one.  The story connecting the titular character isn't much to speak of anyway but it provides a loose hub that all the other pieces go in and out of.  This is actually a surprisingly non-traditional structure, even more against convention when it was originally published, but though it seems piecemeal, it holds together just enough to have that energy and to push forward, and it works.  Surprisingly, none of the other books were this loose and it might be why this one, in its way, is the most exciting and compulsive.  It goes to all the same dark places that Vachss is guide to; the rooms might be smaller but there are more of them, and the hallways between each are just as dark.

The track-listings on the CDs for the audiobook are weird: the titles for each chapter come out as something decidedly different from a crime-fiction book, rather something inspirational or religious.  I don't know how those could get mixed-up but it can be amusingly when you consider the differences between them.



Girl Walks Into A Bar by Rachel Dratch (audiobook).  Yet another autobiography written by a Saturday Night Live cast member.  But that's what gets me to read the thing.  Dratch was never my favorite cast member but she would have some decent bits on occasion.  Jay Mohr was barely on the show and he had enough in his book to enjoy.  There seems to be a gold rush with celebrities or near-celebrities putting out their memoirs when they're probably not even halfway through their lives, and there seems to be even more people from SNL writing books, especially after Tina Fey had so much success with hers.  They'll all sell at least one copy to a guy in southern California (or to download the audiobook).  But if they have a story to tell, having to do with the show or not, they have as much a right as anyone.

There are two sides of this book for anyone that could be interested in it.  She gets all the SNL stuff out of the way in the first chapter.  She writes that she actually enjoyed her time on the show and she's nothing but positive about it.  There's no scandal there but it's interesting to hear it from such a perspective, after there have been so many stories trying to mine some kind of scandal from it (and desperate too, since there's precious little of it, especially in the last dozen years).  It's a good part but it's quick -- just one chapter.  If you're reading it only to get an inside view of Saturday Night Live, there's no reason to keep reading from that point.  The point of the book is how she dealt with an unexpected pregnancy in the years past when that kind of thing should happen.  The SNL stuff seems to be in there just because she knows people will ask about it, and that might be the reason they initially pick it up, hoping to hook them enough that they'll stay with the rest, even if they aren't among pregnant, reading women, though there's a bit of overconfidence assuming that anyone will want to stick around after being so tricked.  Someone defending the book might say it provides perspective, as single city girl vs. the pregnant girl in the city, but more likely it's two parts that not everyone is going to enjoy both of.

The rest of it is only for women who have interest in reading stories about women who get pregnant.  There are some funny bits because Dratch is funny but mostly it's pregnancy and kids humor which really doesn't get me going but I'm not the intended audience (and found that out way too late).  I personally don't much care when comedians go into jokes about father- or motherhood and all their jokes are about dealing with the kids.  (And worse when it's men, usually because those are the comedians that used to have an edge.)  I can relate to it a bit more now but with that kind of humor, a little goes a long way with me.  Luckily the book goes quickly and there's not a lot of it.  But seriously, if you're getting it to find out more about SNL, you have only the first chapter and you can stop.

Potentially the most irritating part is her voice.  She sounds like she always has, like an 8-year old girl.  I never noticed it while she was on the show but it's clear when everything she's delivering is through her voice.  It probably helped her as a comedian but as a narrator it's grating.  It might fit with the pregnancy stuff but for some of the jokes it doesn't work.  Though she speaks plainly and easily, like she's having a conversation rather than reading what she got published.  I got this audiobook on a lark, for something to listen to while I decided what the next book would be, but it was a lot lighter than the stuff I usually enjoy and a nice break.  And I definitely enjoyed the first chapter but when she got deep into the pregnancy talk my attention wandered and I just wanted to trudge through it.  So it probably took a little less than, say, a week and a half.  But not time wasted, since even if I knew what I was in for I would have read/listened to it anyway.



Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. (Marvel).  Warren Ellis doesn't do humor well.  He's certainly had an amount of humor in his stories but as a side dish, not the entree.  When the point is making a story based on comedy he doesn't fare as well than when he's using it as a tool.  Humor worked well in Transmetropolitan but the bigger point in that book was the sci-fi and political aspects, and it was a mix of a lot of different genres that made it so successful.  Nextwave is the funny elements pushed to the limit, with plenty of action and explosions, but that's about it.  Ellis has never had a humor book on his resume but this checks off that box, and it feels like that was the point.  Not that any publisher does a lot of humorous books, whether they sell well or not (but probably not since they're so difficult to pull off), that any good humor book would be easy to get approved.  Failing that it would be funny enough to be worth it, put a big-name writer on it, then you can do whatever you want, including drudging up and mixing together a bunch of obscure characters (the stars being what gets a book going, more than the popularity of the talent).  The characters here barely matter since personalities don't show up and backstories are ignored; the characters anyone was a fan of are missing.  It's doubtful that Ellis even read their past stories (and maybe just as well, or better, for it).  As interchangeable as they are, the characters are the usual Ellis cut-outs: they're all snarky and more bad-ass than everyone else.  It can be wearying, especially when he tries to turn up the volume on the action by making all the characters tell, but it's a piece that fits.  The problem is that the main characters are fairly foolish, and the villains and their world is entirely ridiculous, and the lack of contrast with something grounded and a bit serious, even a guest-star, leaves the entire thing a ridiculous cartoon, which then takes the consequence from the action, leaving all the explosions inconsequential, smearing the whole thing into irrelevance.  Maybe that's the point but Ellis tipping the scale that far in that direction leaves the whole thing bloodless.  It's an amateur mistake but this is Ellis cleaning out a closet, not making art.  There's still a background of sci-fi techy stuff, but generally this is just an inconsequential cartoon book.

Immonen has always been a solid artist with firm layouts but his work has also been plain and here that blandness is even more stark as he brings nothing to a cartoon world.  He's done so much time doing superhero action comics that it's hard to bring anything else to the page.  The action bits are fine but everything else is as flat as it can be.  Luckily most of the stories are all action so he gets by.  And there's so much confusion in the action, he usually can't keep it straight, which makes it hard to follow, and in that way he falls as an artist on this, where his work is usually better for a single character.

In all, the book isn't a failure.  It falls down as a humor book, and even as an action book it could be better, but it works well enough for an off-beat superhero book and it's unique in its approach in the fact that it goes full-throttle toward no one knows where but it's having a good time.  It probably needed to stop at 12 issues since after that it would just start getting more stupid and even less funny.  So for what it is, it's a compact, lightweight series that got in and got out.  Ellis probably won't do another purely humor book, but after this he doesn't need to.



Blackest Night (DC).  How many crossovers has Geoff Johns gotten to write for DC?  It used to be that DC (and Marvel) would get their hottest writer to head the current crossover (or at least write the spine, since the editors if not the executives would hatch the overall idea) and that would be it for them, whether they moved on and out of comics entirely or they were so burnt-out on the experience that they wouldn't want to do it again.  "Day of Judgment" should have been it for Johns if he followed that path but he's done, or contributed to, a number of crossover stories since.  Which is fine, as long as they're good (or as good as they can be), and since he's been the hot writer (at least DC) for so long, he's the obvious choice.  And his stock exploded after his first crossover anyway, especially with Green Lantern, which Blackest Night comes from.  There's some great hubris to write the biggest GL story of them all, one eluded to the Green Lantern Corps' very motto, from the very first appearance, but in the comics world where every detail mentioned has to be explored at some point, it only had to be a matter of time until they got around to it.  It should have been one of those tales that is only told within the world in legend, that actually doesn't have to be acted upon, since even a relative epic would be a disappointment.  There have been universe-changing event that have been as big or bigger so it's just another thing.  Even staging another "Crisis on Infinite Earths" -- which would be impossible to do again even when they've wanted to -- wouldn't quite reach the same level.  But if it's another way to squeeze another story (and sales) from the Green Lantern world, you know they would.  It probably wasn't necessary, since Johns was doing epic enough stories on his own with multiple Green Lantern series, but if they can step it up to a bigger event, then predictably a crossover, we would be fools to think they wouldn't.  It's good enough as a big story, if you have to have one, but it's hard to will into being a huge epic.  Even putting out new, related titles that run from other series is seen as a way just to sell more comics by making it part of a crossover rather than adding any weight to the importance of the story.  "Crisis," after all, only had the mini-series and all the crossovers went through the regular series, which would have continued coming out whether part of the story or not.  Now there are new mini-series, not interrupting the regular series, but with some of them part of it too anyway.  Apparently someone buys this stuff.  As much as a vocal minority complains about crossovers, they must sell well enough to warrant more, since DC and Marvel both keep churning them out, seemingly in bigger and bigger numbers.  It seems like there's constantly some line-wide crossover going on, with each one flowing into or out of the ones before and after it, so much that I doubt a self-contained story in a series can be conducted for more than just a few issues before a crossover comes in (and that's not even considering the heavy hand of what the editor wants to do).  But considering how crappy comics sales are anymore, it's probably only these crossovers that keep the big companies (and the whole industry) afloat.

But maybe the crossovers aren't always all bad (or at least not as bad as the crap in the '90s, which put the event -- any event -- ahead of any kind of plausible, acceptable story).  It seems many of them in the past 10 years have been pretty well received, or at least tolerated, as much as they can be if so many comics buyers are going to swallow what they're fed.  Maybe it's just the good ones are based on a good premise.  The base of "Blackest Night" is basically that the dead come back to life.  It's the most tired dramatic device in all of comics, and one that bugs me personally.  A character dying in a story has absolutely no weight, since every dead character will come back eventually, usually within a few months.  So in this story, the ones who die near the beginning come back, and even a few that have been dead for a while arise as well.  That the big villain orchestrates this poses no threat, so the device also means nothing.  It's actually not much more grand than that, except that it connects to the Green Lantern world, and if you're not following that (like me) it doesn't seem like a hindrance but it also doesn't move the story much.  This story means a lot more to that GL world, which makes sense, but to the broader DC Universe, all it is is that dead characters come back, and they're all evil (whether they were before or not).  The story ran through a number of related mini-series and maybe those fleshed out the story so that it actually held some weight, but the main mini-series itself stands as where most of the action seems to happen, and even then it's all one big, dark battle with lots of lightning, and reveals of villains that hold no shock.  It's actually not horrible for what it is, though it drags out for a few issues too long and the characters have very little development (though it's hard for them to, which is what helps make these stories so lame).  Ivan Reis's penciling is hyper-detailed, just this side of Jim Lee, the inks scratchy to give it a grislier look, the art with not much personality except that the guy who drew it seems to get a lot of work.  It's good enough but not nothing exciting, like the whole story/event.   The rare spark of fun is a team of ring-enabled Lanterns put together with new costumes but it was another patch-work assemblage of characters that didn't go beyond an initial thrill.  At least it wasn't the New Guardians.

I read the thing partly as an experiment.  Normally I wouldn't read any story unless I had read what had led up to it so I could get a full understanding of what is going on from what has gone on.  But with these crossover events leading into and out of each other almost constantly, I didn't even know how far back I'd have to go.  It turned out to be not all that important, as far as I could tell, though reading the Green Lantern stories might have helped, but that would have been a huge undertaking, and I'm not sure I missed out on all that much, as far as Blackest Night goes.  I didn't really get why Black Hand was such a big deal and I don't know where all the villains come from, but even in a story with complete knowledge of what came before, stuff out of nowhere could happen anyway.  As its own story, the main mini-series works the "Crisis on Infinite Earths" model, less for providing story details as it contains the climax and resolution of the whole event, giving the illusion of having a complete story, but more to provide a spine for the stories that weave through it, which is mostly the heroes with their own series dealing with figures from their pasts rising from the dead.  Whether those stories were contrived or had any use in the first place is questionable, though it did produce one further issue for StarmanThe Question, and Suicide Squad, all canceled series that are close to my heart.  Those stories might not be necessary, even with some of the original creators, but as far as gimmicks go, there are worse (assuming they don't tarnish the original runs).  The story is resolved when the villain is defeated and  presumably the dead go back to being dead and the ones whose deaths were a cheap dramatic device come back, and some of those who had been dead already come back, depending on future story plans, and the whole thing leads right into the next crossover, "Brightest Day."  As usual with these things, the only real consequence is that it ran into the next series, and the regular series it interrupted could keep going until the next thing, though since it was ingrained in the multiple Green Lantern series it probably kept running there, but that was probably the only real fallout.  Overall not horrible, for a crossover, but nothing extraordinary, and not worth the telling of the legend.  Maybe it paid off in Brightest Day but that's a lot more pages and more than I would bother with.



Starslammers graphic novel (Marvel).  Marvel's graphic novel always perplexed me: there were creator-owned books, books with established characters, experimental stuff, pilots for new series (whether published by Marvel or elsewhere), weird stuff, stories by non-comics people, non-superhero stuff, superhero stuff, stuff out of continuity, stuff in continuity, sophisticated stories, mature-reader books, stuff intended for the Epic line, and so on.  There never seemed to be an overall direction for them, except that the pages were in a different format but that shouldn't be enough for its own line (and something that would be preclude a project for that line just because the pages were that size, or one would be prevented from the line just because they used normal-sized pages).  Even more confounding, Marvel would number them like it was a series, but that could have been for the olden thinking of having to keep everything sequential, for retailers or soft-minded readers to be able to organize their books (or think that they had to get each on so they don't have a hole in their collection).

Walt Simonson got a crack with his own book, Starslammers.  The original book was done as an art school project but later he went back and did a new version which became the graphic novel (thanks, Wikipedia!).  Presumably he did it, or finished it, at the same time as his seminal run on Thor, still the high point of his body of work.  Starslammers is a sci-fi military book, swashbuckling space opera with wide panels and heavy inks, giving it a cinematic feel, which works best for Simonson's work.  Rarely does anyone do wide-screen, big-image work like he does.  Unfortunately, the writing is rough.  It starts off as a militaristic stomp and eventually gets into some kind of plot about a mind-link thing that the protagonists share, then some kind of political thing about a planet they're on, then finally a space battle.  It's an acceptable introduction to the characters and their universe but it delves into action before it establishes them and their situation and something we need to care about.  But the whole thing is Simonson's raw talent, before it was honed but after he had some experience under his belt, and it might have done with a few more years of pages under him or an editor to help him shape it, but considering how far afield of superheroes it went in the early '80s, it's a commendable work.  The ultimate goal was to launch further adventures of the characters, and those stories where Simonson has returned to them have surely benefited from what he's learned and done in the years between.  Though I was paging through an issue of a new series and I couldn't connect it to what I read in this graphic novel at all.  So there have definitely been some big steps of evolution in the stories of the characters, or in Simonson's imagination and ability.



Astonishing X-Men (Marvel).  The series started well -- very Whedonesque, with clever dialogue, likable group dynamics, balanced drama, lots of action and character interaction -- but it seemed to downshift after that.  He spent "Dangerous" in a story that only served to create a new villain and "Torn" was the return of one of the best X-Men bad guys but was a mess of overlapping conflicts that also didn't seem to have any consequence.  It was all very well-written and the personalities were right but it seemed like just another set of adventures that would swept up and away by the start of the next story.  The X-Men as characters had already been through so much, and it seems they're always either suffering or recovering from some life-changing event (until they die and come back again) that they just seem tired, worse when Whedon picks the most over-used X-Men as his stars (and even brings a few back from the dead).  The execution is great but the story lags, one of the rare times that it wasn't vice-versa.  Then it all comes together in the last arc, not as some grand climax but to wrap up what Whedon had opened to that point.  Even the overlapping conflicts make some kind of sense, reminiscent of Morrison's second JLA arc, that had at least two big stories running through it and, as messy as it was, led to an epic conclusion.  Whedon doesn't assemble just one story, since individually they  wouldn't measure up, but he piles them toward the end, when a framework comes as a revelation, not a surprise, and he handles putting a conclusion to the end of it.  It's less an Ellis-style clever ending where someone knew the plan all along and didn't tell the reader, but there are shades of the style, and it's the thing that finally sets it on fire, just when hope is nearly gone.  Whedon doesn't even have to worry about continuity: gamely, he picks up the ends of what he wants to use then rolls it around wherever he wants, more to make the characters more human rather than slavishly heeding their workaday personas and bringing more complexity to them than they've had in years.  It doesn't matter where he leaves them at the end, since the continuity will wrap around that, for the next writer to pick up for the rest of Astonishing or for the editors to pick over what Whedon created, as they do like vultures when it comes to new ideas.

Even the character from the second arc suddenly has a purpose, not essential -- since its creation, introduction, and use for only this part of the story would make it a contrivance -- but it's a piece that fits, among many that fall in.  The finale isn't a survey of everything Whedon did on his run but it puts it all together, loose enough that it doesn't seem like it was so intricately planned all along and taking out any surprises along the way, but tight enough to show that there was some direction throughout.  He also manages to throw in every big Marvel hero in the last issue -- perplexingly an annual but might as well be another issue (except for being negatively considered by the obsessive collectors who get bent when an important issue isn't part of the proper order) -- so that Cassaday can draw everyone he hasn't ever already.  Of course he gives every one of those characters more visual personality than they've probably ever had, though his Spider-Man is a little plain.

Cassaday is as solid as he ever is.  Maybe the most reliable artist ever to grace comics.  He's the best a confident writer can ask for: he can render the action as well as is asked, and he'll do it a step better than it has to be, but he can take the story only so far.  He won't save a weak story, as pretty and clean and consistent as his work is.  Not that Whedon's story is lacking at all, but when the action dips, so does the art.  Cassaday doesn't draw just to make pretty pictures, he works to the service of the story, which is what makes him so valuable and rare, which is sad but it's a world of art that is most valuable when it's catchy and easy.  Cassaday's art is comfortable and it's always a treasure when he's drawing regularly, especially interior art.  His design of Danger lacks complexity but to the rest of the X-Men's world's characters he lends personality, grace, and consistency.  His art isn't the only reason to get into the series but with the writing it's a solid, unique combination.  They did 25 issues, which is a feat, and without fill-ins or modern crutches.  Even with that many issues, it's so good that you wish it would keep going.  They told their epic but it would be so nice if it kept going and kept being so good.  The whole thing is astonishing, if you will.




My Top Albums of 2013:
10. The Electric Lady- Janelle Monáe
9. Trouble Will Find Me- The National
8. Random Access Memories- Daft Punk
7. Pure Heroine- Lorde
6. Reflektor- Arcade Fire 
5. Days Are Gone- Haim
4. Sunbather- Deafheaven
3. Hesitation Marks- Nine Inch Nails
2. MBV- My Bloody Valentine
1. Like Clockwork...- Queens of the Stone Age

Famous*  People I've Met**:
- Midnight Oil
- most of the members of Oingo Boingo (but not Elfman)
- James Ellroy
- Judd Nelson
- Kevin Smith
- Greg Dulli (twice)
- Jenny McCarthy
- Dave Navarro
- Chad Smith
- the Cardigans
- Rodney Bingenheimer (multiple times)
- Hole
- Melissa Joan Hart
- Frank Black/Black Francis (twice)
- one of the brothers from Good Charlotte
- Dave Lovering
- Soleil Moon Frye
- Trey Parker & Matt Stone
- Michael Penn
- Glenn Danzig
- Mitch Hedberg
- Ken Ober
- Scott Lucas (at least once)
- Tom Kenny
- Damon Lindleoff
- Dick Valentine
- Mikel Jollett
- Joseph Arthur
* Relatively
** Especially if your definition of "met" is very broad.

My Top Garbage Songs of All Time:
13. "Sleep"
12. "Kick My Ass"
11. "Supervixen"
10. "Subhuman"
9. "The Butterfly Collector"
8. "Bad Boyfriend"
7. "Only Happy When It Rains"
6. "The Trick Is To Keep Breathing"
5. "Why Do You Love Me"
4. "Fix Me Now"
3. "Push It"
2. "Hammering In My Head"
1. "Vow"

Rock Stars Whose Autobiographies I Would Totally Read:
Axl Rose.  You wouldn’t have to be a Guns n’ Roses fan to enjoy this book.  It might even help if you aren’t.  Axl is at his best/worst/most-buck-nutty when he’s backed into a corner.  And considering how the other members of GnR wrote their books and what they said could be construed as critical of Axl (whether they actually are or not), he’d come out with crazy-insane-insane-crazy guns blazing.  
Kim Deal.  I’ll keep holding out hope that there’s one shred of something interesting in the Pixies’ history.  If anyone has a decent story it would be Kim (if she can remember any of it).
Robert Pollard.  He could write 50 of them and release one every three months.  And most of them would be surprisingly pretty good.
Billy Corgan.  It'll be the Moby-Dick of rock autobiographies -- a lot of it pretty good but chunks of dozens of pages you can skip.  And maybe a discount on the pretension.
Leonard Cohen.  No joke here.  It would probably be a deep, well-written, lengthy book.  Probably poetry in itself.
Billy Joe Armstrong.  If it could stop him from doing another epic concept album, it might be an interesting read.
Mike Mills or Peter Buck.  The Michael Stipe book would probably be insufferable but the band has a story.
Dexter Holland.  More for a history of the early-'90s "alternative"/indie-to-mainstream scene than anything about the Offspring.
Colin Greenwood.  The least interesting member of Radiohead probably has the best perspective of the story of the band.  He also probably  has the most time to write it.
Lou Reed.  If someone found it posthumously.

Radio Stations I Have Programmed In My Truck:
89.9 KCRW.  The Santa Monica college station.  It's NPR but they play music outside of the news programming.  Adventurous radio, all over the place.  I used to listen obsessively in the morning when I was on staff.  Most of any decent new music from the last 15 years got broke on this station.  Not only have I discovered so much great stuff, but it's usually months before anyone else gets it too.  And Rollins' show on Sunday nights (sucks that they changed him from Saturday nights, though).  The signal is iffy in the Valley and yet it sometimes lasts until just about when I get to Rancho Cucamonga.  If you listen to Internet radio, this is the one to get.
101.1 KRTH.  The go-to for oldies.  Back in the early '90s when I started listening to southern California radio, this was great for '60s stuff (though the Beatles were out of style then).  It was weird when they started playing '70s stuff, though I've come to like the disco, but it was even weirder when they started playing '80s stuff, and just recently day I heard Bon Jovi.  It's a sliding scale, I suppose, and it won't be too long before even early-'90s stuff will be considered oldies. 
106.7 KROQ.  You'd think I would listen to this night and day.  And I did at one time but not anymore.  I've just moved on.  It's a lot of new-school rock and that's generally just not for me anymore.  And I'm not going to sit around listening until they get to something good.  I'd say they probably don't break a lot of stuff, since corporate radio doesn't reward adventure.  I'd be tempted to listen to Rodney Bingenheimer's show again but it's on late Sunday nights.
97.1 Jack FM.  Every major city has a Jack (or similarly named) radio station, so I've been told.  I like that I generally can't ever guess what they're going to play next, though it leans toward classic rock ('70s, early '80s) which is fine by me.  And it's easy enough to switch when they play Van Halen or Aerosmith, which is about every 20 minutes.  But they play new stuff too -- I heard "Royals" once -- so that adds to some unpredictability.
98.7 KSTR.  No, not Star FM (pop-rock) anymore.  Now it's new-school rock, a lot like KROQ but less self-important.  There's room enough in a big city for two "alternative"rock stations (though R.I.P. Indie 103, which was way beyond both of them put together).  Half of what they play seems to be Muse so it's good I have five other stations programmed.  Side-note:I haven't Shazamed any band more than Cage the Elephant, yet I haven't made the smallest effort to get any of their stuff.
95.5 KLOS.  I was probably listening to KLOS even before KROQ, years ago.  It's mostly classic rock, which is kind of redundant with other stations, but it's an institution, and as far as music goes, they usually play deeper cuts than other stations.  And Breakfast with the Beatles on Sunday mornings.  It sucks to be up that early (before noon) on Sundays, but if you have to be, there's probably not a more ideal show to listen to.  If KXLU had a better signal, I'd probably put it in this place.
And if I could have KEXP in my truck (I have it in the TuneIn app on the Roku) then I would have that as my only station and I would never turn it.

I have less to say about Spotify than I thought I would.  For a while there I was using it to play a lot of new albums but lately I've been coming home late so I don't have as much time around the house and the times when I'm home and Carla isn't, she's using the account, usually in her car.  But everyone is saying that it's the wave of the future so I'll probably come back to it.  The interface is a little clunky so it's hard to get around but it's pretty much got everything so it could be a great music resource.


RAVES

My Power Rangers: Lightspeed Rescue backpack.  The one I got years ago when I worked on the show (not the one in stores for kids).  It's really practical so I put my stuff in it when I was going to be on my bicycle and also just for casual use.  Lately I've dug it out from the back of then closet and my laptop fits in it so it's become more useful for everyday use.  Recently it's had the added benefit of getting attention when I have it, as it's noticed by someone from the younger generation who grew up on the show and are impressed that I worked on it.  But mostly it's just useful.  (It's also starting to fall apart so I wanted to have a tribute to it in case I don't have it for much longer.)



24-hour places.  Shortly after I moved to L.A. (in '95) I worked the night shift (6pm-2am) and I became reliant on places that are open all night.  Just for groceries or something to eat or someplace to hang out (as much as you would want to hang out anywhere, sober, after 2am), it's good to have options.  Luckily, L.A., and especially Burbank, have a lot of 24-hour places: a number of diners (including Bob's Big Boy, the very first one, a city landmark, where I take people from out of town to see famous people), a Subway, a CVS, a Del Taco, a Carl's Jr. (those last four in the same shopping center), a dry-cleaners, a few groceries stores, and of course 24-Hour Fitness.  Nowadays, most of these places I go to through the day since it's not necessary that I go in the off-hours (especially in the case of the 24-Hour Fitness, of which I haven't really taken advantage of its hours), though I frequently get groceries or pick up prescriptions near or after midnight.  Apparently these places do well enough to stay open all night, likely because of The Industry in the Burbank area and the crazy hours that most of those people have to do.  Yeah, I'm on that train.  But I like having the security that if I need a burger or a shirt cleaned or some aspirin, there's a place around, not to mention that I know there's life happening somewhere in the city near me.  It's a comfort.  And really, there ought to be a blog about what a strange place the CVS becomes at 4 in the morning.

Cooking.  When I'm between jobs (which can go on for a few weeks), I'm trying to get back into cooking.  When I would come home late at night, Carla would do most of the cooking so I'd like to balance the scales, as well as just trying to become a better cook and, you know, make dinner.  I can follow a recipe but when I make a dish that comes out right, I want to move on and not make it again.  There are only a few things I've made a second time.  So I'm always looking for more recipes, though preferably for something that is healthy, cheap, and easy to make (since I'm making it).  I started a recipe group on Facebook and my people have posted some great stuff I've made so far.  There's also the Chow channel on the Roku that shows great, easy recipes and how to make them.

Cilantro.  It's magic, man.  I've gone most of my life eating it and not realizing how much I love it.  Now I know what it is, I just order it with what I'm eating whenever/wherever appropriate (which I try to make as much as possible).

Mouthwash.  Two or three times a day, it's just become a habit.  Of course, the original golden sewer flavor.  Also: Brushing teeth every 12 hours, just before going to bed around midnight, and usually just before lunch.


Putting this together was surprisingly painless this time.  HTML is either getting more sensible to work with or I'm figuring out the tricks in advance to be able to deal with it.

I'm always stocking up more reviews and stuff I've written so it's not because of lack of material that I so rarely put together a zine, it's the putting-together part.  I always say I'll do it better but you know me.  The next one will be out when it's out.



MAILING COMMENTS (for PL #55)

Well, it was good while it lasted.  A pretty good turn-out for the last issue.  The same regulars, which is awesome, since they had a chance to give it a send-off.  If that was the last issue of Pulp Legacy, I could live with that.

I actually meant to write mailing comments for the last issue a long time ago.  Just because there isn't the regular format anymore doesn't mean that the zines that were produced shouldn't be appreciated and commented on.  I meant to put my mailing comments into one of my blog-zines but up to now it either slipped my mind or I just wanted to get the zine written and posted so it could maybe get everyone else going with theirs.  Then I realized that I hadn't even read that last issue of the APA.  So I wanted to get it done anyway and I got around to including it here.  As good a place as any.  And I can close the book on the APA (unless we start it again) and you know that at least one person read all your zines.  Even though I know it's been a while.  Bear with me if what you had in your zine has aged significantly.

Once I got around to doing it, it got done quickly, quicker than I thought it would take.  I thought I'd have to do it at home (not always my most productive place to work) but then I realized that I had put the PL issue on Dropbox so I mailed it to myself at work and read and wrote comments on it there.  I think it went over a lunch then dinner break or two, then a Friday when I was having computer problems and had time to fit in some work on it.  So, a few days, not that long.  It probably took me longer to edit the whole blog-zine.  And it took a lot less time, of course, because I didn't have to read and comment on my own zine.  (Though I skimmed it.  Yeah, that was, indeed, a while ago.)

Table of Contents

61 pages (with my zine included)/9 zinists (myself included) = 6.78 pages each.  38 pages (with my zine excluded)/8 zinists (myself excluded) = 4.75 pages each.  My zine was almost half the total issue.  WHY WON'T I STOP WRITING?  WHY CAN'T I STOP WRITING?

Heitmeyer didn't bother to come up with an issue.  Not cool.

Letter from the editor-in-chief  (Jones)

I didn't have much hope that PL would keep going after that issue.  If there's an easy way out, a thing will usually go that direction.  There was talk about picking it up again but that went away.  Even one issue seems like a big undertaking, especially with no one to head it.  Now I've started doing blog-zines (with the hope that others would follow suit) so it would be weird to go back in the other direction to how we used to do it.  It would be fun but I'm not sure if we could get everyone/anyone into it.  We've already gone so long without it, every day is even longer.  We're out of the habit  We all probably forgot how long it takes to put together a decent zine (and for one person to put the entire thing together).  But there's nothing wrong with all that.  From what I can tell, we're still keeping in touch, mostly in e-mail circles and Facebook and such and that's what it was about, right?  I've said from the beginning that I was most interested in the community shared by everyone.  I still am.  We've had some good times and I've made great friends through the APA.  I don't see any reason why that won't keep on going.  Pulp Legacy is dead.  Long live Pulp Legacy!

BiZarro  (Roberts)

I went to capitalize the Z in your zine title and it's the first time I realized why you named it that.  Duh.

To be fair, the first female contributor was a real person, she was just using a fake name, I don't remember why.  It, as well as participation, must have seemed like a good idea at the time.

A few bucks in a class action suit doesn't mean much on an individual level but if it's a lot of people, that can be a ton of money that someone is paying.  Not much damage to a huge corporation but it could make you feel better for helping take a chunk out of your enemy, in this case Ticketmaster.  And you don't even have to be anything more than just a number that they can include in the suit.  It all adds up.  I know how much you hate them.  I hope you got some satisfaction from it.  I thought I was on it too but I don't remember getting anything for it.  I think I'd rather not have it if it means I have to give them more money to use the credit.  You know, if they still had a physical front, they'd probably charge for the convenience of that, too.

Did you really stop getting tickets from Ticketmaster?  Now my tickets are more expensive because you don't use them anymore.  I still get tickets from them from time to time (the ones for Wicked probably had a fee so outrageous that I've blocked it from memory) but I'll try any other service first (though there's usually only one for each venue).  Luckily we don't often go to big shows that use them as often as we used to.

I still talk to most of the people from that disclosed-recipient list (present company included).  They didn't all join the APA but they're still holding that circle against me (as far as I know).

If you're a Mexican, teach Carla to like spicy food and hot weather.

I've eaten Zara's chickens' eggs.  They're good.

Dark chocolate eggs?

There's no water in the L.A. River.

The lady bestowed the virtues of keeping chickens to you?  What were they?  You totally left us in suspense.

Why shouldn't you get a rooster?

You attract stray chickens?  Do you really keep them all?

Do the chickens remember you when you go to feed them?  Or do they just cozy up to you at the moment because you have food?

Have you known a lot of birds that are or aren't smart?

How does it affect the life of a chicken to have herpes?  Maybe they all do?  And if they do then it's not really a special thing.  And how does anyone really find out if they do?  And why does anyone care?

Zarko's Ramblings #37  (Zaric)

I've never thought you've rambled.  At least no more than anyone else.  You're a good, focused writer.

It still sticks with me about when the next zines are coming out and when I need to put mine together.  I just need the release and I've been doing these things too long to stop.  But then, I CAN'T STOP WRITING.

I bet the people anyone would consider great writers still have the same creative hardships as anyone else.  They still have to make the stuff up and write it out just like anyone else.  There's not a secret place or unique tool where they get all their ideas.  We all start from the same place.  But Jim Lee was right, that so much of it is crap when you start out.  I've heard it's the first million words.  I'm hoping that I'm approaching the end of that someday soon.

No, we won't all lose touch just because the APA isn't active anymore.  We still have e-mail and all that.  We'll be in touch as much as we want to be.  At least if I have anything to do with it.  You can't shake me.

I'd say the title of the story or novel is the least important aspect in the grand scheme of things.  Getting the words out and how you want them is the most important thing, everything else are just surface details.  A title comes along eventually, and when it comes naturally it's more honest.  That half-hour spent trying to come up with titles could have been spent writing.  But I'm not giving you crap -- I'm impressed that you made it any distance in producing such a dedicated work.  It's been a while, where is it now?

I'm a fan of "menagerie" as well.  Have you realized that what you described in considering that title comes close to The Glass Menagarie (one of my favorite plays)?  I used something from that, also involving a theme of being in an enclosure, as the title of something of mine too.

Of course you'll cut some of the writing out.  You're supposed to.  Editing is when the real writing happens.  But I'm glad that you decided to write to the end before going back to re-write.  I've ruined way too many stories doing rewrites as I've gone along, without going to the end.

Congratulations on keeping to 500 words a day.  I hope you've kept it up since then!  It's true, about keeping continual pressure on it.  Taking small bits out of it builds up to really big parts then the whole thing.  And I do the same thing, keeping at writing, no matter what it is, as long as I'm writing as much as I can.  Lately it keeps getting bigger and bigger; I get the most encouragement by writing so much and that makes me want to write even more.  I'm on such a roll now, getting so much written, including so much of projects I've let pass for so long (like this), that getting it out of the way gives me so much encouragement to keep writing, and eventually I'll get into the meat of some really good stuff, and have the energy and ability and momentum behind me.  Everything can build on itself.

I'd probably get the same scare from someone writing something similar to me (or vice-versa).  But, like the lady said, yours is yours.  And by the time you get yours out, the other one won't be so prominent, if not forgotten.  It's a shame you didn't interact with the lady (or at least you didn't say you did) to pow-wow on how your stories go together.  I'd say to send her one of your published copies!  The novel I've been working on since high school is very similar to a certain big-name series of books, one that has been made into a franchise of movies that you've seen at least one of, but I didn't realize it until just a few years ago.  But I'm going to keep going with my story since I know it's different from the big-name books, which I'm also purposely not reading (though I wouldn't have much interest in them anyway).

Writing is hard work.  Most people, those who write and read, don't always realize that.  But I'm proud that you have it in you to get down to it and get it out.

It might be better to be a middle-of-the-pack player on a team.  If you stay with it and keep being consistent, you can eventually get to the front of the pack.  The best ones often get burnt out or cause their own problems because of the recognition of their abilities.  Less pressure being in the middle, too.

What's an "en suite" in a house?

I hope you've found a balance between writing and running.  I know when I'm on one side usually the other one goes way away.  

Pre-game parties are so alien to me.  I've only rarely gone to football games -- one pro, one college, as far as I remember, maybe a handful of high school games, of which my own there was only one.  Though just last weekend we went to Fresno for the college game there.  My brother is going to FSU and we (the family more than me) went to his high school games but since he doesn't have those then we have his current school.  My other brothers and their spouses and kids went to, my sister even flew out from Denver, and we were excited about it, went through a 20-pack of Bud Lite to get warmed-up, then we get to the game an hour before, ready to party... and they don't serve alcohol... and we can't leave once we were within the stadium (which we didn't know when we entered).  So it was the entire game, dry.  The ladies were about to blow their brains out.  Then afterwards we couldn't find a bar, and we were so defeated by it already, that we just went with the family's plan of going to Denny's.  It wasn't a disaster for me but it was torture for most of the rest of the family.  What sporting event doesn't serve alcohol?  It was even sponsored by Bud Lite, and yet didn't serve it!  Yeah, it kinda sucked.  I asked Jones and he said that unless it's a big college, they don't have alcohol.  It was just... ugh.  I'm glad you had a better time.

Even worse, that dude (surely it was a guy) puked on the door during the day.  Some drinkers just don't know how to do it right.

Remind me about the live Robert Plant track I have.

About concerts for old-timers: We're seeing Fleetwood Mac in a few weeks.  I don't care how old they are or the age of the crowd we'll be surrounded by.  (Oh wait, I'm almost that age.)

That's a crazy scheme to pay for the city's hockey team.  Aren't hockey tickets usually fairly expensive?  But if people pay for them then there's no reason to make them a reasonable price.  I guess they did the right thing, and the people got their team.  But it's still crazy to think that there are so many people there that would pay so much for tickets.

I'd rather you don't look up times for any races I've run.  But I had a good time doing them (though more for training).

If you're saying ultimate fighting is violence for the sake of violence, I'd say boxing is the same.  I can understand the violence, and people's perverse need to watch it, but they're the same in that respect as far as I can see.  I enjoy each as much.

 There aren't many people I disagree about music with more than you.  Not just OK Computer but we've had differing opinions about music I used to put on the year-end best-of CDs I'd send out.  And that's cool to disagree.  But OK Computer is still a great album.  It might be an acquired taste, or you might just need more of a background with that kind of music.  Or maybe you're just not a Radiohead fan.  They exist.  There are worse crimes.  You've still got time.

I can't relate to back problems but lately I've been getting something I think are pinched nerves in my back, near the spine, both sides at different times, near the end of jobs I've been on.  Could be the position I take when I sit or just sitting all day.  Usually I just keep my spine straighter when I can and it goes away after a few days.  But certainly the body starts to fall apart after a certain age.  I feel lucky I can still run, after some of the punishment I've put my body through, including due to ridiculous shoes.

I didn't expect anyone to make money for a school Christmas concert.  No one makes money at a school.

I think there's money back on empties in Indiana.  I remember getting money when we'd take back glass bottles.  I don't know if they have it in California, or if it's even worth doing.  I put our stuff in the recycle bin but it's not worth the time to take the stuff down to get money for it myself.  Though I did take in our old microwave that stopped working to a metal recycling plant and got $5 for it.  $5 more than I thought I'd get.  I would have put it out by the curb if they'd be cool with that.

Me, an adulterer?  Oh, heavens no.

If you're going to get into Morrissey, start with the Smiths, the earlier the better, their best being The Queen is Dead.  Every song they did is a classic.  Morrissey's solo stuff is more hit and miss, with a few awful albums but some good songs here and there.  My favorite track by Morrissey, including when he was in the Smiths, is a solo one of his.

A Case against Mercy  (Griesbach)

Did you ever make that case against mercy?  I never understood that title.

PL isn't dead at all.  It's up to us to continue it.  If we want.

I've read your favorite comics series, probably even your copies, though I still haven't read Swamp Thing.  One day.  As far as awesome comics reading goes, it gives me something to look forward to.  Though I hope it's not the version of Alan Moore who wrote with his head in his ass.

There's not really a market for plots written out, until they lead to something.  What did you do or plan to do with that plot?

Dear Pulp Legacy...  (Arnett)

That should have been the title of everyone's zines.

It's good that you were able to get something in to the last issue.  It was an apt ending and your words ring true.  It's only a shame that you didn't contribute more but if you're writing stuff that's going to get published, that certainly takes precedence.  I'm really proud that you've had success in your writing and I hope to see more of what you've done!

As for when you got your feelings hurt or from the endless strings of e-mail circles, you didn't say my name but I get it.

Juxtaposition  (Sweeten)

You weren't always there towards the end of the APA but I always remembered the title of your zine.

Yeah, it had to end sometime.  It went about as well as it could.  I can look back on it with pride.

I think the members that didn't join would have been the hardest to recruit, you were just the one that eventually gave in.  Unless you're referring to something specific that happened.

Why aren't we all doing the occasional Pulp Legacy Fiction?

There are mean streets in Hollywood?

I think Zara has probably been a part of more brotherhoods than the rest of us put together.

Stuff I Think is Cool by Eric Bowen  (Bowen)

It's a shame you didn't continue your usual format to the last issue.  I miss all the talk about horror movies.

You don't dig all kinds of music.  You stop at Pink Floyd, I know that.

It's always interesting to me when bands cover covers.  Hey, why not?  These songs get handed down and sometimes you grow up with the newer version.  But always interesting to go back and compare the original.  You're right: I didn't know most of those songs were covers.

I couldn't click on the music to hear it and I don't know what songs you were listing.  But I probably know them anyway.

Eudoria! (Jones)

The difference between what we were writing for in the APA and what we might have ended up doing as a day-job is that one was a job and the other was a dream.  You might get paid for writing but you're writing what someone else wants.  In the APA we could do what we want.  That's ideally what we all want to do, though the pay usually sucks (if it exists at all).  But if you want to write, it's a good job to be a writer.  Personally I'd like to do more editing.  Maybe I should have done that more in the APA (as if I wasn't a perfectionist enough about my own zine).

Can't you write and draw on the plane on your way to these trips?  There's your creative time right there.  How big are the pages you draw on?

I could imagine something bigger than Pulp Legacy going on, but better?  That was cockier than taking a limo ride.

"Boyd" is better as a first name than "Atticus."  But reversed sounds better when they're together, though putting "Jones" at the end of that is rather plain.  But what you went with sounds best all together.  Good work.

I like names that sound like old people.  "Mary" should have a comeback.  That's a great name.  Most kids' names these days are dumb or repeated way too much.

I think if I was 15 years older I'd be EVEN LESS of a Zep fan.  But I've been coming around lately.  Of their music in my collection, I think I have one song and it's a cover.

How's your Kindle working?  We should talk Kindles more.  I haven't been using mine a lot, though Carla read Gone Girl on it a few months ago, but I have some ideas of what to do with it, when I get some other things in place.  Ours used to be effectively out tablet for home computer until I got the new (in January) laptop.

I usually read at least three books at a time.  I can't even remember how many I'm on right now.  Though lately, with everything I do, I'm trying to focus on one thing at a time and give it my whole attention.  I've been doing better with getting to things one at a time.  I'm buying into the theory that multitasking, as great as we all think we are at it, is bullshit.  But that's a whole other topic that we can take somewhere else.

Why do you have the need to read three books at once?  We not just take a single book around with you?  Or is it a case of not having what you want to read with you and having to get an alternative, thereby starting another one?

I tried to warn you about Green Lantern.  I don't write those reviews for my own health and safety, you know.

Are we all still on for Chicago Comic-Con 2015?

You really think an e-mail from me would only be occasional?

PULP LEGACY MUST DIE!!!/Spendlove

No Wilco song to quote for a title?

Have I ever seen a picture of your wife?  Have you ever dared to let us see one?

It's not a big deal that you left out some names in your shout-outs, but why in the world did you include Boring?  He ought to win an award for the most amazingly half-assed contribution ever, an award that could crush him and put him in the hospital when the total amount of his physical movement would be slowly typing out letters for zines that he's making to be included in the APA retroactively.  Except for dropping into every e-mail circle we've ever had, could he really be considered a member?  What was the minimum participation?  And how did he manage to get under even that?

Oh, wait, these are your mailing comments.  Though he still might read this.  And he doesn't even have a zine I can make comments about.

Maybe everyone and everything is all the same cloud and we all get little parts of it?

Electrical engineering and mechanical engineering are two different things?

Did you figure out how to get your CDs onto the cloud?  I'd assume you just import the CDs into something like iTunes, then you can share them from there.  At least that's how I understand it.  I think I did it that way.  Though I'm still not sure if I'm even in touch with the/a cloud.  I haven't seen it labeled anywhere.

The form that the APA community took post-APA is probably the movie review e-mail circle.  The funny thing is, a lot of the non-APA people in that circle (or at least the ones that write in to it) are people that would be good recruits for the APA.  We just could never get them in before it went away.  But if you want something to keep going, that's it.  Not what I would have picked necessarily but at least we're all still together at some point and we're sharing ideas and some writing and keeping in touch.

Hey, that's a pretty good way to end it (and better than talking about a Micheal Buble Christmas album).